I didn’t order ICE in my country!

Are you sick of little snowmen nabbing your neighbors? Here are some links to help you melt those tiny snowflakes with the tiny … hands.

But first:

Small pee pees aside…

NEWS OUTLETS

  • Newsroom that reported on the train wreck in East Palestine, OH; Boeing shutting up whistleblowers before their 737 almost exploded; and a billion-dollar bribe in dark money.

  • Reported on a $400 mil pork barrel contract for Armored Teslas lol and on Epstein’s ties to Israeli intelligence (he knows all the hotshots, huh?) also lol

ACTIVISM

  • Mobilizing “Liberty Vans” to monitor and protect communities from ICE. Also provides hand-warmers to melt masked snowflakes (jk, snowflakes melt on their own under the masks).

ELECTORAL

  • Primary all the rich, entitled Congressjerks

EMPLOYED BY ICE?

  • Better paying careers including Transit Police and Customs Broker. There’s (definitely) life after ICE.

  • There are often issues between officers and their partners. Nothing particularly clever to say about that.

Take action! ICE belongs in rappers and tea; not in our countrea (tried to make tea joke, failed at tea joke). Anywho, certain Commanders in Chief are pretty boring and waddle on small feet, too. Like a Weeble ™.

No need to waddle after that one.

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